Three mini milestones

The wife says I'm supposed to celebrate milestones. She says marking life's accomplishments big and small is a big part of the enjoyment of living. I say "bah humbug" to that shit. But, since she's usually right, I'm forcing myself to acknowledge a couple-three minor-ish milestones. And it probably couldn't come at a better time …

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My little douche coupé

Does every man of waning erection, faltering hairline, wandering desire, frustration of situation and yearning for antithesis of his immediate reality seek the masculine auspices of the penile-enhancing, slimming, young-i-fying V-8 engines of high-priced European sports cars? The answer is “yes.” The perks of buying a shiny new European sports car include: You will have …

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