Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Michael Meyers and Leatherface … on vacation

What do famous movie killers do in their downtime? They slash, they stab, they saw, and they are all around inconsiderate to the rest of society. While Jason, Freddy, Mike and Bubba (aka Leatherface) do spend a good deal of their time terrorizing the populace, murder isn’t their only love. For the first time (and …

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Realistic descriptions of 53 Disney movies

Insomnia strikes again. Instead of using all those hours I cannot sleep to work on my big epic slavery novel—yes, there really is one in bits and pieces—I decided to write more realistic descriptions for some of Disney's biggest movies. Why? Not even my therapist knows. Please enjoy this bit of self-sabotage. Woodland communists pilfer …

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